Okay, here are the rules: to score a point you must use an insult that cannot be countered by your opponent while you have the advantage. So who has the advantage first?
Age before beauty...
I'd go first either way.
Right, we go until one player scores five points, or I get bored with you two morons. Gentlemen... and Ed... you may begin.
So, Ed... I hear your sex life is as good as your credit.
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That was quick... Rocco: 1, Ed:0
You're going down fuzzy!
Bring it lardo!